You Might Be a Lutheran If…
…you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot.
…the church is on fire, and you rush in to save the coffee pot.
…someone asks you after church if there’s any “decaf coffee” and you laugh because you KNOW that if it doesn’t have caffeine, it can’t be coffee!
…you freeze the leftover coffee from fellowship hour for next week.
… you think the four food groups are coffee, lefse, lutefisk, and Jell-O.
…a line item in the trustee’s budget is “coffee maker maintenance.”
…it’s 110 degrees outside and you still have coffee after services.
…a capital fund drive is needed to finance the new one million cup coffee urn.
…Folgers has you on their Christmas list.